A time comes in a man's life when he must choose between paring down his lifelong habits, or praying that some of those habits magically become healthy. Well, one just did: POMx Iced Coffee.
From pomegranate champions POM Wonderful, POMx Iced Coffee's a wholesome energy jolt that comes in Chocolate and Café Au Lait, and thankfully tastes absolutely nothing like pomegranate. Quality's ensured by intensely flavored, caffeine-happy Arabica beans from Rainforest Alliance-certified farms; additional goodness includes organic cane sugar, and milk from cows free of Bovine Growth Hormone -- because who wants to see Bessie get subpoenaed by Congress for cheating? Finally, the patented secret weapon: a 175mg dose of caffeine and POMx equal to the antioxidant power of 8oz of POM, which clinical studies have proven beneficial for overall health, particularly as regards the heart and prostate (when you start paying attention to girls, you're a boy, but when you start paying attention to that, you're a man).
Right now, this morning/afternoon/whenever pick-me-up is only available in New York, plus Whole Foods in the Northeast & North Atlantic states. That should give you a distinct advantage over the rest of the country, who'll still be trying to kick their habits while you're out brazenly picking up a new one.