Rock 'N Roll Fantasy Camp

It's no PornWeek, but the five-day RRFC does let you learn from and perform/record with legends like George Thorogood, Dickie Betts (Allman Bros), Dee Snider (Twisted Sister), and Max Weinberg (Conan O'Brien/Springsteen). Campers bunk up in Hudson Hotel rooms -- which if you're especially blessed, counselor Kip Winger will teach you to properly trash.