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Sebastian+Barquet Grand Opening

SB's museum-worthy furniture might be budget-busting, but their grand opening's a freeloader's dream: 2hrs of open vodka bar at the gallery, followed by 2hrs of free passed food at the nearby showroom. Despite having no intention to buy, your presence'll serve as an important reminder that fanciful aesthetics can't diminish furniture's original purpose: to trip over while drunk.