Slipper Room Burlesque Blowout

Molly Crabapple's throwing a one-year anniversary party for her debauched figure-painting classes, wherein novice portraitists chug booze while attempting to capture not-dressed burlesquers. The birthday bash'll feature music, go-go dancers, a giant naked lady cake, and a performance by the disturbingly male-yet-buxom "The World Famous Bob". Slices of cake are free. Fortunately, slices of The Bob are not.