In-Store Wine Tasting Tour
Wine is a versatile substance: it can be the 12th ingredient in garbage can punch, or a means to impress your boss, your girlfriend, or your boss' girlfriend. To learn more about wine's loftier possibilities -- and get drunk for almost nothing on a Saturday afternoon -- you should take advantage of our very unofficial urban wine tasting tour:
- 4:30pm: 67 Wine and Spirits
179 Columbus, at 68th
Free tasting from 4-7pm. This Saturday features wines from Uruguay -- "the new Paraguay".
To avoid being pressured into actually purchasing an expensive vintage, it's best to come armed with a few excuses. For instance: "I'm underage", or the obvious, "Uruguayans killed my family." Instead, since you're uptown anyway, go purchase a cut-rate box of wine, and use it to ply unrefined Columbia undergrads into sleeping with you.