See who won this meatball showdown

Things got real at the Taste of Tribeca's American Lamb station this past Saturday, when four Thrillist readers stepped up for a two-on-two meatball-eating battle only to be ambushed not only by a heap of Tang's dumplings, but also rogue children from the audience, whose gustatory exuberance will remind you of a time when you didn't need to trail blaze Old Smokey to wildly fiend for meatballs.