Food & Drink

Water Taxi Beach

If you can't handle the Long Island club scene, hit Long Island City: Water Taxi Beach opens for the season today at noon. WTB's got sand, volleyball, picnic tables, cheap burgers and dogs, and $2 Pabst tall boys -- a.k.a. the "I'll Just Swim Back!" special. Unlike Cain, there's no door policy, but there is a chain link fence policy.