The Wood Memorial

The highlight of Saturday's Aqueduct race schedule is the 82nd running of the Wood Memorial (4:45pm), a nine-furlong prep for Kentucky Derby hopefuls chasing fame/avoiding becoming glue. ABC's televising the Wood, but we suggest the trip to Queens: it's an easy A-train ride, grandstand entry's free, and you can't lay a grand on Tampa Bay Derby winner "Deputy Glitters" while slouching into your couch.