All the Best Non-Tech Deals for Black Friday 2016, Because You're an Adult Now

Thanksgiving is the day we give thanks for the stuff we have; Black Friday is the day we give thanks for steep discounts on the stuff we want. And while most of the Black Friday tumult is focused on tech items like TVs, computers, and smartphones, let's face it: you could probably use a vacuum cleaner too. And maybe some new luggage.

Here are the finest discounts on products you might actually need more than a 60" 8K curved TV for your kitchen ceiling.

Barnes & Noble Black Friday Deals

Target Black Friday Deals

Kohl's Black Friday Deals

Macy's Black Friday Deals

And don't forget, after you digest that big dinner and shop till you drop on Friday, Cyber Monday is just around the corner!

Gianni Jaccoma is an editor at Thrillist, and he once trampled a family on Black Friday for a PS Vita. Follow his criminal proceedings on Twitter @gjaccoma