First announced Thursday, the promotion lampoons The Donald's recent allusion to the size of his (likely tiny) penis and coincides with an impending rally at the University Illinois-Chicago Pavilion on Friday.
"We've got the best weekend deals. The other guys, they think they make deals. But we make DEALS," a post on the restaurant's Facebook said. "Really spectacular. You can read about it here. The press, they love us. Believe me."
Wiener's Circle creative director Brendan Kelly told Redeye the temporary "Trump Art of the Meal menu" will offer three options: the lonely, aforementioned small wiener ($2.69), dressed Chicago-style; the Trump Package ($8.30), which includes two mini-dogs, fries and a drink; or the Super PAC ($12.56), which includes four mini-dogs, fries and a drink.