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Jessica Simpson Upstages Bride With Boozy Dress

We have an unlikely new fashion icon: former pop/reality star/edible cosmetics producer, Jessica Simpson. According to People, Simpson donned what can only be described as a literal cocktail dress at the recent wedding of hairstylist Christine Symonds. Check it out:

The dress comes from designer Dolce & Gabbana and features a print splashed with tropical cocktails—including something that resembles a Blue Hawaii and something else that confusingly looks like a Cosmopolitan garnished with olives. It’s currently available at Neiman Marcus for $3,995, should you be in the market for an outfit that announces your predilection for the boozier things in life before you even get to the bar.