Although they'd probably have to pay you to even set foot near this thing, passes for the Skyslide will sell for $8 and will be available at timed intervals for perfectly streamlined screaming. Tickets to Skyspace LA are $25 and will go on sale beginning March 18th, ahead of the observatory's summer opening, according to a spokesperson.
In the meantime, you can start building the courage to go, or uh, just try to burn this from your memory.
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