Full disclosure: I graduated from college almost a decade ago, so watching ~20-year-old girls flounce around in water at work feels kinda weird. But it's my duty to the Internet news-reading public. And I'm probably on the HR watch list for other reasons.
Regardless, the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Miami (that's The U, to you) just released its 2016 recruitment video, and it does nothing to shed The U's reputation as being Suntan U. In fact, it takes last year's ridiculous, over-the-top video, and pushes into an echelon seemingly only occupied by Saudi princes and the children of investment bankers.
In a press release published Thursday, Artec Media forwarded the video, along with gifs and stills of the good-time-flaunting clip. In it, DGs do everything you can imagine affluence allows in the Biscayne Bay: riding speedboats; jumping off speed boats; wake boarding behind a speed boat; riding a yacht; jumping off a yacht; jumping off a dock; tossing their hair in a pool; sunbathing; laughing; smiling; wearing bikinis; laughing while wearing bikinis; smiling while wearing bikinis; and just generally being sun-kissed and without a care in the world.