We recently bought some merchandise from DonaldJTrump.com, which is the website of Donald John Trump, who is an American human running for president of the United States, an office whose occupant is commonly referred to as "the most powerful man in the free world."
This is not a review of Donald John Trump, American human running for president. This is a review of his campaign's official merchandise, some of which we recently bought. These observations will not assist you in selecting a candidate for whom to cast your vote, but it is our sincere hope that they assist you in choosing which dry goods, apparel, and knickknacks to purchase from DonaldJTrump.com. If any.