The internet is littered with backyard scientists lighting things on fire, duct-taping projectiles to fireworks, throwing household objects into a lawn mower, and other bad ideas better left to... well, probably no one. For instance, it's totally unnecessary for anyone to throw their Christmas ornaments into the spinning blades of a lawn mower.
This 80-foot bullwhip fits right in that pile. This 80-foot bullwhip is a bad idea. Don't make one. Don't buy one. It has no known use other than accidentally whipping yourself. In retrospect, it was inevitable that the host, Bryan Ropar, suffered a wound at the hands of his comically oversized whip.
You might think, well, how much does Bryan Ropar know about whips, though? Would Indiana Jones have drawn his own blood?