"Mini-moo, vajayjay, and a pizza," Adele said. She goes on to explain, after a raucous belt of audience laughter, "'Mini-moo' is when you're describing it to a child. 'Vajayjay' is like, 'Heyyy.' And 'a pizza' is like when someone's nasty."
There you have it. If an explanation conflating the female anatomy with a delicious pepperoni pie came from anyone's mouth but Adele's, you'd likely turn away in horror. Instead, the woman behind "Hello" manages to make it all make sense.
But just don't expect this to catch on. Otherwise, your Friday night plans might sound way weirder to your friends.
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