Reason #435 not to swim in Florida: this goddamn monster was spotted on the third hole at the Buffalo Creek Golf Club in Florida. It looks like something out of Jurassic Park, and is reportedly a regular at the course.
Despite speculation that there's an optical illusion at play or that this fella is made with special effects, Snopes reports that the gator checks out. The staff at the course says that the prehistoric leftover is a regular and has become an "unofficial mascot." It seems more likely that an alligator this big is the terrifying unofficial mascot of a misanthropic castle owner in Florida, but tomato tomato.
"People have heard that he is out here and that is all they want to see so they will bring spectators to ride so somebody can get a picture," pro shop clerk Wendy Schofield told News 3. "He doesn't bother anybody and they don't bother him."