Few things prove you've lost your edge like anticipating the arrival of storage bins.
But upon receiving the four 27-gallon bins they'd ordered from Amazon, one Orlando couple discovered just how exciting sensible, plastic storage solutions can be: Inside was 65 pounds of marijuana. Which, in case you don't know, is a lot of marijuana.
The couple immediately called the police, who seized the stash and began an active investigation into the case. So far, there's no explanation for how this happened. The package had been shipped by Amazon's Warehouse Deals via UPS from a facility in Massachusetts, according to WFTV, a local ABC affiliate.
At the beginning of this year, weed's going rate was roughly $1,641 per pound, according to Forbes. That means this was potentially over $100,000 worth of, well, jazz cabbage.