3. "Do Not: Say loudly, "This sushi is so fresh, dude."
Is this something that happens? Is Bourdain frequently going to restaurants with Zach Efron?
4. "Do Not: Consider a sushi selection that includes mayonnaise."
I guess that rules out ranch dressing, too...
5. "Do Not: Mistake a lame pan-Asian place for a sushi spot."
“You know the ones; unst, unst, unst music is playing in the background, edamame comes with a cloud of dry ice. A great sushi bar is like the perfect Irish pub. You make decisions with your sushi chef, with your bartender, over the course of the night, and you leave feeling extremely well cared for," Bourdain said, in typical Bourdain fashion.
6. "Do Not: Order a California Roll."
Fair enough. Just let me keep my slurry.
h/t Food & Wine
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