Anthony Bourdain has never been shy about unleashing his unvarnished and often hyperbolic thoughts on food, food trends, and more. That's a big part of why you love the dude, right? Now, the globetrotting food celebrity has -- perhaps inevitably -- weighed in on Starbucks' viral Unicorn Frappuccino and, well, his opinion is more or less exactly what you'd expect: delightfully brutal.
In a wide-ranging new interview with Town & Country, Bourdain shared his sage opinions on topics like terrible restaurant customers, cooking advice for children, and President Donald Trump's steak preferences. He also reiterated his impassioned criticisms of food and drink trends; namely, the "clear and present danger" known as the Kobe slider. But when asked about Starbucks' new and spectacularly sweet and colorful blended drink, Bourdain may have raised his own bar for hyperbole.
"Wow, that’s like four things I hate all in one sentence: Starbucks, unicorns, and the colors pink and purple," he told the magazine. "Also a Frappuccino! It’s the perfect nexus of awfulness. Just add pumpkin spice to that mix, and you can nuke the whole county."