That may sound extreme, but it seems necessary. Per Arby's news release, its new Smoked Turkey Leg menu item "is seasoned with salt and brown sugar, smoked and then slow-roasted to perfection." It will be available in just nine cities across the country (listed below), and is "fit for a king or queen," states the release, which liberally riffs on the medieval speech used in Thrones.
They officially go on sale Sunday, August 27, the same day as the Game of Thrones season finale.
Fargo, North Dakota
1117 38th St. NW, Fargo, ND 58102
"A frigid land in the north with ruthless winters and relentless snowfall."
Los Angeles, California
347 East Main St., Alhambra, CA 91801
"A western land known for its bountiful amount of gold and riches.
15115 NE 24th St., Redmond, WA 98052
"A land of storms, savaged by heavy rain and wind, with a coast of deep blue water."
730 East Little Creek Rd., Norfolk, VA 23518
"A land of ships and sailors surrounded by giant vessels forged from iron."
4810 McKnight Rd., Pittsburgh, PA 15237
"A land of powerful rivers, defined by the trident of the Allegheny, Monongahela, and Ohio."
2402 West Thomas Rd., Phoenix, AZ 85015
"A land of sand and sun, known for its harsh desert climate."
1480 South Colorado Blvd., Denver, CO 80222
"A land of treacherous mountains divided by fertile river valleys with an abundance of stones.
8429 West Center Rd., Omaha, NE 68124
"A land of fertile farms that provides many of the crops that feed the country."
4415 Roswell Rd., Atlanta, GA 30342
"A land where the crown jewel of the Arby’s family, our headquarters, resides."