If you have someone in your life who is so devoted to meats, especially of the thin-sliced variety that shows up in most of Arby's sandwiches, then perhaps you can gift them with an item for Arby's first-ever holiday shop. As we mentioned, there is meat-wrapping paper, which you can use to wrap a classic Arby's t-shirt, an Arby's holiday sweater, or an unholy Arby's creation called "meaterhosen." It's lederhosen... but decorated with meat.
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You can snag the "meaterhosen," which would honestly make for a pretty amusing Oktoberfest outfit, for a mere $30 or opt for a T-shirt for $15. If you're really devoted to completing the Arby's look, an iconic 10-gallon hat is also for sale at $20. Pretend to be Pharrell.