So, Mayo Boy isn't the only surprising thing to appear from behind the Curtain of Distraction. But he might be the weirdest. Saturday night, Mayo Boy stepped from behind the curtain, ate a huge spoonful of mayo and then slathered the debatably delicious condiment across his chest. The guy simply loved mayo so much he had to mayodel it from the mountaintops (or a televised basketball game, which is basically the modern equivalent).
As distracting as you may find this, it didn't work. Arizona's Allonzo Trier went two-for-two during the mayogasm and Arizona went on to win the game.
Yet, Mayo Boy went on to win the hearts of tens
of thousands, in part because they didn't have to walk back to the dorms with a man who smelled like a sweaty bodega sandwich. (Because it was definitely mayo. Lots of stores sell mayo in gigantic containers with no label and "mayo" written in marker across the front. Couldn't have been anything else. Right? Right!?)