But as Viscous Coffee Owner Steve Benington told the paper, the jet fuel-like beverage is meant to be slowly consumed over the course of three to four hours, resulting in 12 to 18 hours or being completely wired. In other words, you'll be hopped up and flying at 100mph like Kramer after a few caffe lattes.
Benington said he created the concoction for an ER nurse who needed to stay awake for an unexpected overnight shift and, well, let's just say it did the job. After sipping it over the course of two days, the nurse ended up staying awake for nearly three days. In case you're wondering, a single cup of Asskicker is made by combining four shots of espresso, four 48-hour cold brew coffee ice cubes, 120ml of super-strong 10-day cold brew coffee, which is finished with four additional 48-hour cold brew ice cubes, per the report.