Actor, comedian, and lovelorn puppy Aziz Ansari isn't typically in the spotlight for his political humor, but when he debuted his Bobby Jindal impression on The Tonight Show, everything just fell into place. Ansari's take on the Louisiana governor is on-point, enthusiastic, and totally merciless as he enthusiastically boosts his campaign, happily defending his "100% increase" in polling from 1% to 2% by comparing it to milk on cereal.
Plus, is it really that far-fetched to believe that the real Bobby Jindal doesn't believe in photosynthesis? How the hell do plants steal sunlight anyway?
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The whole thing is getting us amped up for Aziz's new original series on Netflix, Master of None. It starts tomorrow, so cancel all your plans and watch it.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and would happily vote for Aziz.