Luckily, nobody was hurt in the crash, but as Sergeant Kim Montes, a spokeswoman for the Florida Highway Patrol, explained to NBC News, "[Y]ou had Doritos and Busch beer all over I-95. That's like a Super Bowl commercial right there." In the end, the Frito-Lay truck driver got a ticket for failing to maintain a lane, according to a report by Florida Today, but that's nothing compared to the staggering loss of chips and cheap beer. It was a sad, sad day for the sustenance of bachelors.
But as Tommy Boy would say, "I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... awesome."
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and can only imagine what the scene smells like right now. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.