It's time for the entirely avoidable annual hell called Black Friday. Named as though it was the worst day during a great plague, it's all the madness of the holiday season distilled into just one day following a Thursday filled with tryptophan naps.
Nevertheless, everyone flocks to the sales because you know there are going to be some legitimately good deals. You want to hate it, but then you'll think, 'I was going to buy a TV anyway... and those dress socks are only a buck.' Suddenly, you've been cracked on the back of the head with a purse because you grabbed the last Turbo Man doll.
To help you avoid a handbag-induced concussion, here are the best sales taking place on Black Friday. Hopefully, it helps you avoid needless stops at crowded strip malls.