Is 7,351 sexual partners one too many? It's actually 7,341 too many. But also, high five, and yes you should probably get an STD check.
According to a recent study, the ideal number of sexual partners is, drumroll please...10. Sorry, 100-lays guy. You're not ideal. I guess this game works like the Showcase Showdown?
Conducted by IllicitEncounters.com, a dating site for people looking to be illicit, a.k.a, cheat on their spouses., the study surveyed 1,000 alleged cheaters and asked what would be their ideal partner's magic number. For both men and women, the winner was 10 notches on the headboard. The study referred to this as the "Goldilocks" number, meaning it's not too experienced, and not too inexperienced. It's juuuuuuust right. Also, Goldilocks is now weirdly sexual. You're welcome.