Plenty of jokes have been spilled by half-assed comedians about McDonald's near-molten coffee; the 1990s lawsuit gave Jay Leno at least seven chuckles-worth of laughs. That's pretty good for him.
But when it comes to McDonald's products and ACTUAL molten liquids, well, what happens when they collide doesn't result in a lawsuit -- just entertainment.
Uploaded to YouTube by user Tito4re, a video showing molten lead being poured over top of the all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun results in something more greatly resembling the results of Jeb Bush's presidential bid. As in, a total flameout. Sick burn, I know!