William James Murray -- commonly known as "Bill" -- is as close to a modern renaissance man as we have in this world. Ambitious actor, competent musician, tarp-slider, whisperer of sweet nothings, minor league baseball owner, and major league philosophizer. He needs no introduction -- um, even though I just gave him one.
Anyway, he showcased that last skill with a fluid competency during his Reddit AMA (which, in case you were wondering, was for the most part a bigger CF than Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties), pondering every discernible aspect of the quintessential Internet question: Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or one-hundred duck-sized horses? The answer seems simple, right? Or does it? What kind of horses are they -- racing, or show? Is it an angry duck?