William James Murray -- commonly known as "Bill" -- is as close to a modern renaissance man as we have in this world. Ambitious actor, competent musician, tarp-slider, whisperer of sweet nothings, minor league baseball owner, and major league philosophizer. He needs no introduction -- um, even though I just gave him one.
Anyway, he showcased that last skill with a fluid competency during his Reddit AMA (which, in case you were wondering, was for the most part a bigger CF than Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties), pondering every discernible aspect of the quintessential Internet question: Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or one-hundred duck-sized horses? The answer seems simple, right? Or does it? What kind of horses are they -- racing, or show? Is it an angry duck?
The question is basically impossible to answer, ok? Even the boss of America and the Boss himself stumbled around the question awkwardly. Leave it to Mr. Murray to make sense out of the nonsensical.