It's not brownie-induced paranoia you're experiencing. Marijuana K-Cups are real, and you can already get them. Cannabiniers, a company that makes pot treats, has launched the world's first cannabis K-Cups called BrewBudz.
Residents of Nevada, a state that only recently began selling legal marijuana and is now under a weed emergency (no, really), can get their high in a cup of coffee, tea, or cocoa brewed from a single-use pod.
The pot of pot is only available in Nevada, but the company plans to roll out to Colorado and California in the coming months. The sustainably-made compostable K-cups (unlike the other, environmentally dubious K-cups) come in 10mg, 25mg, and 50mg doses. It's available in regular and decaf coffee; black, green, and herbal tea; and a "decadent dark chocolate" cocoa. All of the above ought to significantly alter your morning routine and the subsequent 9-to-5 slog.