But all of this steamy fast food tranquility will set you back way more than a meal off the value menu. In fact, three hours in the spa, which you have to book ahead of time online, will cost you €250 (approximately $284). Then again, you can probably snag a few of those fancy Burger King towels, too, because they're the epitome of class and luxury.
When reached by Thrillist via email on Thursday, a Burger King spokeswoman declined to provide any further details. But perhaps the less we know about this bizarre place, the better.
h/t First We Feast
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and is extremely curious about what this place smells like, although maybe he's better off never finding out. Send news tips to email@example.com and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.