Someone Made a Candy Corn Pizza and People Are Justifiably Angry
Few candies can claim to be as polarizing as candy corn. When the waxy, kernel-shaped sweets inevitably return to decorative bowls in homes and offices across America every fall, the debate over whether or not they're a garbage candy rages on once again.
However, no matter where you stand on this important issue, it's safe to say almost everyone agrees that candy corn definitely does not belong on pizza. At least, that's what you might infer based on the online reaction to one man's peculiar culinary experiment and what appears to be some A+ trolling.
On Sunday night, Twitter user @TheRealAsswolf shared before and after photos of a frozen pizza he modified with some, uh, rather unusual toppings. Since then, his post has been retweeted more than 12,000 times and has inspired a slew of emotional reactions -- the overwhelming majority of which seem to range somewhere between utter horror and absolute disgust.
Even Pumpkin Spice Pizza couldn't bring out this kind of fury.
let me know if you ever open a restaurant so I can make sure to never go there— STINKY BOY™ (@zathblackmarrow) September 18, 2017
As the comments raged, @TheRealAsswolf chimed in to let everyone know that he actually liked the monstrous candy pie, but even the folks at DiGiorno made it clear they do not approve.
It was the best thing I've ever eaten really brought out the fall spirit— ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 18, 2017
Twitter has spoken, and it has made candy corn pizza its sworn enemy. But the real question is, is it worse than pineapple pizza?