The occasionally crude card game Cards Against Humanity is getting into the business of bad dad jokes. In honor of the upcoming day o' dads, Cards has announced a new Father's Day Pack loaded with 30 new cards you can add to your deck.
The expansion is packaged in a DVD case for a fake 90s action film with ridiculous computer-generated titles like Point Break Dawn Infinity, Red Fear: Massive Heat, Sniper Dad, Bloodoath: Remembrance, and Ocean Mission: Dark Tide. The cases are hilarious and look exactly like the Steven Segal DVDs on the spinning rack at your local gas station.
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“If you haven’t already gotten your dad a wallet or paperweight, this is the perfect gift,” said Cards Against Humanity co-creator Eli Halpern in a statement. Like every statement from the company, it was a joke (remember, they spent $10,000 digging a "tremendous hole"), but it's also probably true for a lot of people.
If you desperately want more dad jokes than a Memorial Day barbecue, you can pick up the expansion pack for $6 at Daddy.CardsAgainstHumanity.com or you can find the packs at Target.
Celebrate the man who was never there for you with 30 new cards about keeping the goddamn door closed while the A/C is on. What're you trying to do, cool off the neighborhood? https://t.co/VqfJTYKONA