You thought that when that hotline bling, it could only mean one thing. But, Amy Schumer, Kristen Wiig, Seth Rogen, and other celebrities are giving Drake's anthem a whole new meaning.
W magazine produced a video in which celebrities of varying personalities, shapes, and sizes re-imagine Hotline Bling. You get a full spectrum of interpretation when Seth Rogan and Bryan Cranston do dramatic readings of the same lines. For starters, Bryan Cranston's reading is like 352 times more terrifying.
But the real question here is will this video spawn a Hotline Bling off-broadway stage production!?!? One can only hope.
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Kara King is a News Writer at Thrillist and is waiting for her hotline to bling. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow her at @karatillie.