If you love things that are simultaneously funny and creepy, the Nippon Professional Baseball League in Japan has tickets to a game for you. In promotion of the new horror film Sadako vs. Kayako, that creepy girl from The Ring (Sadako) and that creepy girl from Ju-On: The Grudge (Kayako, just called The Grudge in the U.S.) threw out the opening pitch of a Nippon-Ham Fighters game.
If that sounds both terrifying and impossibly weird, you're getting close to how terrifyingly weird this actually is. The only salvation for the fans in the crowd, who hopefully left the kids at home, is that they didn't get the close-ups that the audience at home got in the below video.
The whole thing begins with frightened cheerleaders fleeing the field as Sadako, wearing cleats and a glove, is escorted onto the field.