Sadako threw out the opening pitch, hair completely covering her face. Meanwhile, a comically twitchy Kayako stood at the plate to hit the opening pitch. Having someone hit the opening pitch would be a notable oddity, if it weren't for... everything about this.
For instance, behind home plate was Toshio, that horrifying pale child from The Grudge. He sat motionless, staring straight ahead with murder in his eyes until he became Kayako's pinch runner after she collapsed to the ground, crawling around like a nightmare.
But the weirdest part of it all? That might be Sadako throwing a 96 kilometer per hour pitch (about 60 mph). Then Kayako hit a line drive down the third-base line.
Get Brian Cashman on the phone. Sadako and Kayako might be the solution to all of the Yankees problems.