Get off your asses and jump on Southwest's promotions page for a three-day flash sale. Actually, such an action requires a little bit of sitting...but anyway, these deals are molten hot. Hot as lava covered in fire!
How hot you ask? You can grab one-way trips from NYC to Dallas for $84, LA to Portland for $69, and Boston to Austin for $108.
Naturally, there are some pesky terms and conditions that typically come along with flash sales: Tickets can only be purchased from October 13 through October 15, travel can only happen from December 2 through December 16, 2015, or January 5 through February 10, 2016. And, yikes, travel is not valid on Fridays and Sundays.
Still, doesn't mean you can't take a couple days off work. Get to booking.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and would travel more if he wasn't so terrified of flying. NBD.