Indiana resident Athena Hopkins caught the cow's leisurely but dangerous progress on video and posted it to Facebook, where it's since received over 10,000 shares. Not long into the clip, a police SUV pulls up on the cow, and it picks up its pace across the road. Instinct -- or years of reinforced messaging from the ad campaign -- then took over, and the cow hightailed it to Chick-fil-A.
The Noblesville Police Department eventually corned it in the parking lot. But at least it wasn't served as a pickle-topped sandwich?
h/t Fox 17