Super Bowl season is upon us, which means two things: 1) eating and 2) drinking. There might be some football, too, but that's honestly optional. So now you have to decide what to bring to hottest Super Bowl party in your neighborhood, and, strangely, a salad place might have just the thing.
From January 31 to February 4, Chopt is selling a "Salad Six Pack" of dressing flavors. Salad may not be your first association with the spectacle of oversized men fighting over a pigskin, but these flavors sound frankly drinkable, and what's more masculine than drinking ranch dressing?
Here's the lineup:
Smoky Bacon Russian
Sweet & Smoky Chipotle
Is Dessert Pizza Really a Pizza?
As you can tell, these flavors have applications well beyond drenching lettuce until it seems like something other than leaves. You could use it as dip or sauce (again, you could just drink it), or you know, you could be the person who brings salad to a party.
You can snag one of these six-packs at any Chopt location for $30, but only until the February 4, so stock up if you do plan to drink it.
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James Chrisman is a News Writer at Thrillist who admires anyone who brings salad to a party. Send news tips to email@example.com and follow him on Twitter @james_chrisman2.