In times of trouble, I find it helpful to ask myself WWCTD (What Would Chrissy Teigen Do?). Nothing against my own mother, but it's probably fair to say there is no woman more equipped to bring life into this world. She's Twitter's greatest treasure, she's a phenomenal chef/mom, and she moonlights as a supermodel. This is, of course, the holy trinity.
But somehow, that's not all: If we're lucky, she may also be in charge of revamping the potentially toxic lasagna featured on most of our in-flight dinner menus. It appears we're in the early stages of a Teigen X Delta collab.
On Monday, while aboard a Delta flight, Teigen tweeted a photo of her menu, which offered a truly vile iteration of avocado toast topped with shrimp, tomatoes, and capers, accompanied by a caption reading, “I will never ever take flying first class for granted but this is atrocious.”
Not only did she do the noble thing and publicly check her privilege, but she also reminded the world that only a psychopath would put smashed avocado, tomatoes, capers, and plain shrimp in the same dish -- which is noble in a different sort of way.