Sure, you've probably got indigestion from all the wings, dips, and beers you scarfed during the Super Bowl. But the world's no. 1 eater likely has you beat -- especially after this latest feat.
Ranked no. 1 in Major League Eating, Matt "Megatoad" Stonie is plenty familiar with expanding his stomach to disgusting horizons. His YouTube channel is full of personal challenges, such as when he at 25 Big Macs in 22 minutes, or chugged a gallon of Gatorade in 37 seconds. God, I already feel sick.
But in his latest challenge, Megatoad does what you're convinced you can do every weekend after the bars close: eat an entire Taco Bell 12-Pack in one minute. Once a friend challenged him to do it in under 90 seconds for $100, Megatoad tackled the tacos, head-on. It's a gross display of eating a gross amount of food. He inhales the first taco in under 3 seconds. Three seconds!
Eventually, the technique catches up with Megatoad, and he coughs quite a bit. But he easily makes it in under 90 seconds. And if you do the math, that's like 25 calories per second. Gross.
Don't try this at home.
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Ryan Craggs is Thrillist's Senior News Editor. He probably couldn't eat an entire Taco Bell 12-Pack in three days. Follow him @ryanrcraggs.