It's the countdown for #Blizzard2016, a.k.a Winter Storm Jonas, a.k.a Snowrgasm. OK, no one is calling it Snowrgasm, except for one guy searching for someone to plough through the snow with on Craigslist. If you fall for that one, that on you.
But while the northeast and Mid-Atlantic are getting "walloped," and as much as 3ft of snow falls in some places, many have realized they need to shack up with a special snow bunny. That's a euphemism for someone to have sex with.
Well, look no further than these Craigslist personals. There's a guy wearing a cape, an old man desperately trying to take a mirror selfie, and a "Hung Hip Hippie," as well as other potential
inmates mates waiting to keep you warm, and maybe do some other stuff too.