Here's something it turns out you need to know. You don't even have to directly attack the US men's curling team to make them pour out a tea kettle of hot burns. You know this thanks to actress Kirstie Alley.
Alley had the audacity to tweet out that, in her opinion, curling is "boring." She didn't even tag a curler or a team in her tweet. The US Olympic team's curldar (that's radar for curling insults) went off, and the team took a break from yelling to deal with the situation.