"My wife and I were at the practice and we would see him saying something to the kids and the coaches," Jeremy Rupke, this star athlete's father, explained to the Washington Post. “We always know he's saying random, funny stuff around the house. I just got curious, 'I wonder what he’s saying out there on the ice.'"
The answer was mostly, "Let's nap."
His name is Mason, and the Post reports that he's 3-and-a-half feet tall -- his insights, however, are gargantuan. Throughout the video, he generally bumbles about, occasionally falling, always hungry, and often pining for friendship. Just like all of us.
Mason, we salute you.
h/t Washington Post