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This Donald Trump-Hillary Clinton Porn Parody Will Make You Swear off Porn

Well, here we are. It's 2016. That means two things: a painful election year, and of course, porn parodies to go along with it. That's all to say: people are about to get fucked.

In a press release, porn production company Brazzers announced its political parody, ZZ Erection Part 1, where the assumed nominees for the Republican Party, Donald Trump, and Democratic Party, Hillary Clinton... ugh. I can't even believe I'm writing this. It's two porn actors dressed in $20 outfits, pretending to be Trump and Clinton before they bang. Here's a quote from the release:

"The scene stars Cherie Deville as Hillary Clayton and Charles Dera as Donald Drumpf. Debating key issues such as the controversial wall between America and Mexico, relationships with China, and what it means to have small hands, Mr. Drumpf is out to prove that the size of his hands are not proportional to the size of his member."

They then have sex to settle matters. Because that's what happens in porn.

Brazzers' Product Director Mario Nardstein (that can't be a real name) also said, "If you’re going to screw each other during political debates with strikes below the belt, you might as well undo the belt afterward and just get to the action."

Yes. Sex puns. The film will be released June 10. I don't know who's asking for this, but assuredly, Rule 34 wins again. 

I'm gonna go take a bath.

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Ryan Craggs is Thrillist's Senior News Editor. Please vote and do not masturbate to this video. Follow him @ryanrcraggs.