Ever wanted know what a troll acting like a busted pinball machine sounds like? Well, look no further than Donald Trump.
While he's yet to release specific policy plans, America's troll-in-chief has had plenty to say about what's wrong with, well, everything, but who cares about what he has to say when he provides sound bytes like this? One thing is for sure: Nobody -- nobody -- makes animated nonsensical noises like Trump, you guys.
Perhaps the Donald was telling a children's story about kangaroos and a cute little bunnies bouncing around, or mansplaining the birds and the bees to an abstinence-only sex ed seminar. Or maybe he just broke into his native troll language by mistake.
Turns out, he was just talking about lobbyists, according to CNN, which posted the Vine.
OK, Internet, who's got the dubstep remix?
Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and officially has this stuck in his head. Help. Send news tips to email@example.com and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.