Whoa! Holy crap. I can barely catch my breath. For a second there, I thought I was looking at a delicious Starbucks Frappuccino filled with the blood of a plump young human! It's not, but turns out this delicious concoction is actually Starbucks' new Frappula Frappuccino. Jeez, I was ready to phone the Better Business Bureau.
This frightfully spooky drink (I'm trying to get into the spirit, guys) is made with the thankfully un-spooky combination of white chocolate, mocha sauce, whipped cream, and delicious raspberry syrup. It'll satisfy that sweet tooth you get during a holiday where eating candy is literally the point of the day.
Go to your local Starbucks between October 28 and 31 for a chance to slurp this Halloween treat down.
You'll get one for free if you wear a costume! Well, not really, but maybe you'll scare the barista so badly that they run away, leaving the Frappuccino unguarded on the table. Then you can take it and run away. I don't know, give it a shot. I'm not a cop.
Sign up here for our daily Thrillist email, and get your fix of the best in food/drink/fun.
Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and will stick with his hot cup of coffee and side of bacon.