There's really no "polite" way to house a bag of Doritos. They're crunchy, they shatter into crumbs when you bite them, and they leave your fingertips coated in a delicious layer of Cool Ranch dust. Then again, that's part of the appeal of stuffing your face with flavor-packed corn chips, isn't it?
But what about the women who love Doritos? Shouldn't they have the option to enjoy them demurely, like a feminine lady is expected? Surely, they shouldn't be chomping corn chips as loudly as men in public. Or licking their fingers when finished. Oh, and shouldn't the bag be, like, pink, and small enough to fit in their handbag!?!
That's evidently what the bosses at Doritos concluded, because the brand was reportedly experimenting with a "lady-friendly" version of their signature chip, designed to be quieter to eat, less messy, and packaged to fit primly in a purse.