Walking the 17-year-old tortoise won't make you rich. The previous walker made $10 an hour, according to the Times. However, walking Henry will make you quite popular. "You must be an animal person," reads the post on Craigslist, "and also good with people. (Trust me -- they'll want to talk to you!)"
The requirements are pretty simple. Walk a couple blocks to Central Park with Henry in a stroller. Then let him out to wander the grass and soak up some rays. "He doesn't wear a leash and is surprisingly quick, so you'll need to keep an eye on him," the job description warns. You'll also need to be able to lift the 20-pound tortoise out of the stroller.