When I was 8 years-old, I begged my parents for the same cobalt blue electric guitar Lindsay Lohan played in Freaky Friday. Never mind that I was in third grade and couldn't play a single chord. I needed it. And while I thought I had long since outgrown the phase, now I'm not so sure.
Dunkin' just unveiled an entire merch shop, and yes, there's an electric guitar calling my name. The online pop-up, which debuted November 14 in partnership with creative company Jones Knowles Ritchie, includes several Dunkin'-themed items: holiday sweaters, pajamas, hats, gloves, lunch boxes, fanny packs, and more. There's even a peppermint-scent gift paper, because it wouldn't be right to wrap 'em any other way. Of course, I've got my eyes on the prize, though: that Dunkin' Jammin' Electric Guitar.
"It’s time to do some shreddin’ and get that rockin’ gift for yourself that you never got when you were a kid," the product description reads. "Here’s your chance to put some metal under the tree this season." It's like they're speaking directly at me, no?